BLARPY PUNGLES: Episode VI

Gravity's Rump Roast

Karnak: Less than ... well, less than.

Somebody filled my Chevy (to the brim) with corrosive tibias!

(picks up tibia, reading)

Karnak: What is printed on this tibia?

Smok Smok Smok

Karnak: Well, that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. But I must find out where these tibias came from! And why they are SO CORROSIVE! Ow!

(drops tibia, waving corroded hand)

Karnak: Will I have uncovered these tibias' origins, along with the secrets of their corrosive nature (and, furthermore, their various paths into my Chevy) by the seventh part of 'Blarpy Pungles'?

Tune in next time!

... TO BE CONTINUED.