The Prostate Extensions

1:22 pm
maldoror, the garbageman
Love is like a purloined zigzag chimp.

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1:25 pm
pale soap
Justice is like a laminated torte.

 
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1:27 pm
lo-cal party-mix for dik-diks
Beauty is like a front-loading third-world country.

 
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1:30 pm
the core of the dumplings
The Soul is like silently exploding Handi-Wrap

 
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1:37 pm
i like milk
Philosophy is like a quilted carpet of weepy luncheon meats.

 
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1:46 pm
matchstick civilizations -- in bondage!
Honor is like a fetal pig speaking Urdu.

 
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1:54 pm
dictate, prevaricate, categorize & split
History is like a 98-lb politician surrounded by angry cocktail weenies.

 
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2:03 pm
"BlortaSquee," the stutterin' ankylosaurus sent this one in
Envy is like a red/green Hopi with temporary flying buttresses.

 
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2:09 pm
air and pretzels, looted
Silence is like a tiny high school quarterback made entirely of hominy.

 
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2:28 pm
a-e-i-o-pewwwwWWW!
Heaven is like Waco when somone down at the Walgreen's cuts string heaters into unlawful old staple-puller earmuffs.

 
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3:28 pm
world-class lip service
Money is like sportive happy diatoms partying in my nether ear.

 
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5:02 pm
mom, the morlocks are cheating
Life is like a tissue-wrapped hammer.

 
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5:08 pm
coming of the über-superfly
Trust is like beef.

 
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