GodML

With the advent of the popular computer revolution, the stampede of people rushing to build their own websites has been nothing short of miraculous; however, HTML — as any designer will tell you — has severe limitations. And so it is with pride in a job well done that we offer the public

GodML

This revolutionary combination of a tagging scheme and a powerful processor allows users to code, define and deploy their own universes.

GodML

is a rich infolding and complication of our previous release, TruthML. With TruthML, of course, by simply surrounding statements with the tags <truth> and </truth> and running the text through our patented processor, not only ordinary statements of fact but opinions, prejudices, dogma, rants and drivel become actual, living truth. The opposite could be achieved with the tags <untruth> and </untruth>.

The unique error-finding and conflict-resolution capabilities of the TruthML processor are mirrored in

GodML

If two users define contradictory realities both utilizing the <buddha> and </buddha> tags, a rich set of error messages will allow them to interactively resolve the problem. If, on the other hand, user A destroys an enemy through aggressive use of the <christ> </christ> tagset while user B (who may be using <kali> </kali>) exalts that same person to a position of authority, mutually exclusive and co-existent regions of reality will be created such that both statements may be true at one and the same time.

Have you ever gazed longingly at a star-filled sky, hugged a loved one close and said "Shit, I wish the sky was blue and yellow plaid"? You might be surprised to know that at the same time your loved one was thinking "Jackass! It would look better raw sienna and lumpy." Before the advent of GodML this would certainly have a resulted in an argument, unhappiness, perhaps even a bloody death for both of you. No longer.