The Tale of Dander Claus, cont.

5. Silence Sirloin

Dander Claus stood there as if nailed down, a soundless fall of flakes of ... something ... floating slowly down, the flakes exhibiting some kind of Brownian motion, a swaying and a flitting, from between his legs. He stood there, all 4' 11" of him, silent and meaty.

The floor was dark wood and grime and he stared down at it.